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Stomach Ball

Stomach Ball

Mar 7, 2021

I clearly remember the first time I performed brain surgery. The patient had thick blonde hair, but it only grew around the perimeter of her head, leaving an open patch of her scalp. This meant that no shaving was required before the operation. Convenient, because my mom didn’t let me borrow her razor, and the sharpest tool I owned was safety scissors.

Curdled Milk

Curdled Milk

Oct 5, 2019

Our weekly update, which unfortunately contains more bodily fluids.

Week 5 update: Frogs & Vomit

Week 5 update: Frogs & Vomit

Sep 28, 2019

Week 5 update!

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